im garbage and i love gay

comrade-bastard:

sailorbrazil:

iamoutofideas:

sailorbrazil:

sailorbrazil:

sailorbrazil:

i made an “evil sim” or at least the closest i could do to it, shez materialistic, self-absorbed, gregarious and self-assured. all she does is train her skills and fuck

her house looks like shit and shes broke as hell but ive seen at least 1 person faint over her two-star celebrity ass

probably bought that robe on aliexpress

her house looks like a taco bell

it is

lawfulgoodness:

whispered-sparks:

lawfulgoodness:

prokopetz:

A D&D party is just half a dozen people who each think of themselves as the only adult in the room.

I appreciate the sentiment, but has any bard, sorcerer, or barbarian ever considered themselves the only adult?

Considers themself the only adult: Cleric, Monk, Paladin, Wizard

Knows they’re maniacs (will not stop): Barbarian, Bard, Sorcerer, Warlock

Depends on the day tbh: Druid, Fighter, Ranger, Rogue

This is the kind of content I’m here for.

iosis:

gods are asleep, commit acts of hubris

whatshouldwecallchronicillness:

forthegothicheroine:

Villains in Addams Family movies go to really unnecessary lengths to defraud them of the family fortune. These people just give it away on whims all the time. If I just walked into the house and started wearing their clothes and spending their money, they wold start introducing me as Cousin Intruder and forget there was ever a time I didn’t live with them.